Insight

Given the current state of the nation's economy, I'm thinking about offering a seminar on financial security during times of economic upheaval. Some of the topics I would cover:

• How to apply for your own $700 billion bailout, while working from home
• Sell your home to the government in 3 easy missed payments
• Making money in a down market: Why it pays to be "too big to fail"

I could probably pack a room with an agenda like that…