The next big war

According to CNN, Condoleezza Rice says that nations must fight climate change like terrorism.

The folks over at Jihad Watch help us understand what she meant by that:

1.) Being afraid to name the activities and people who are part of the problem.

2.) Insisting that only a tiny minority of vehicles on the road are belching greenhouse gases. Make no effort to verify for fear of offending motorists and car companies.

3.) Continuing to aid parties who pay lip service to helping, but do either nothing, or as little as possible in order to keep up appearances.

I would also add that we need the President to remind us that our cars are "vehicles of peace" with a noble history of peaceful and noble transportation, deserving our respect and admiration. Oh, and prominent senators should start urging us to have negotiations with automobiles to convince them to start emitting daisies instead of CO₂.