M- M- M- My Sharia

You can hang a six-foot tall, anatomically correct, chocolate sculpture of Jesus in a hotel lobby during Holy Week. You can photograph a crucifix submerged in your own urine and receive everything from federal funds to "visual arts competition" awards. You have a constitutional right to burn the American flag and compare the president to Hitler. Such expressions are clearly protected by the First Amendment right to freedom of speech. Turns out, this freedom covers all speech unless it is negative or critical toward Islam.

We already knew it was a bad idea to draw a bunch of cartoons about The Prophet, but in a recent case of sharia law coming to a campus near you, a Pace University student has been charged with two felonies, criminal mischief and aggravated harassment, for placing a copy of the Koran (or is it Quran, or Qu'ran? Depends on who you ask, I guess) in a toilet.

You probably remember back in 2005 when a "detainee" (i.e. terrorist) at Gitmo alleged (i.e. lied:"(Turns out, it was the Muslim detainees who were flushing the pages down the toilets, trying to clog them and create a disturbance. May these infidels never receive their 72 virgins upon entering heaven! Details here.)":) about interrogators ripping pages out of a Koran and flushing them down a toilet? Well, in response to this unsubstantiated allegation, adherents to this "religion of peace" protested around the world, killing dozens of people to protect the honor of their holy book.

So, in order to avoid future peaceful protests by these peace-loving Muslims, the folks over at HamNation are offering the following video on proper bathroom etiquette:

I gotta go… I think the hate crime police are on their way.