If you've got it, flaunt it

For just $14.99, you can give a gift that says what Christians everywhere are thinking. Available on quality Hanes Heavyweight t-shirt, you can share the true message of the gospel everywhere you go. Forget the humility stuff. Talk a little trash to athiests, agnostics, Jews, Muslims, Hindus, and any other group that doesn't embrace Jesus as the Messiah.

The shirt is especially effective if paired with a WWJD bracelet.

Booyah.