Enthroned on your wall

I was real busy yesterday, so I didn't have a chance to post a Christmas gift idea. I know tens of people everywhere must have been extremely disappointed, so I'm following up with a "two for Tuesday" today. I realize that it's Wednesday, so I'm a day late for that as well, but that's just the way I roll. In keeping with the End Times theme today, I present you with "Revelation 4:2 Jesus":

A note from the artist responsible for this image:

This is an illustration of Revelation 4:2 from my understanding and other scriptures. Jesus is seated on the throne and he has the appearance of jasper and carnelian. Jasper green and white striped gemstone (by HIS stripes we are healed). Carnelian is a red striped/spotted gemstone that has dark brown around the edges of the stone ( HE was wounded for our transgressions and bruised for our iniquities). The throne is made of sapphire blue lapis lazuli. The "A" and the "O" on the throne stand for Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End. The "J" and the "B" stand for the two pillars setup in the entrance porch to The Temple; the pillar to the south he named Security (Jachin:Our High Priest and Intercessor) and the pillar to the north Stability (Boaz:Our strong and mighty kindsman redeemer). There is also a Cross, ten-commandments, sun, moon and seven stars. There is a rainbow, resembling a gemstone encercled around the throne; and flashes of lighting come from the throne. The word GOD gave me with this vision was "ALL the stars, in ALL the heavens, in ALL creation; can not contain My Glory". So don't limit GOD by placing him in a box.

For $13.69 (plus $5 shipping and handling), you can look to Jesus for encouragement, a glimpse into the End Times, or for the current time of day. This clock requires one AA battery, which is included.

If all of your chronometric needs are already being met, this image is also available as:
Note: These descriptions are actually from the product pages!

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Have yourself a merry pre-trib Christmas

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According to the website, you can "conduct physical and spiritual warfare using the power of prayer to strengthen your troops in combat and wield modern military weaponry throughout the game world." What better way to teach youngsters about prayer than to show them that left-clicking the mouse at the appropriate time will allow a soldier-of-the-Lord to rack up one shot kills in the streets of New York? Continue reading this post »